I stopped by Staples to pick up 50 fliers with my face on them. On each displayed facts that I viewed as crucial to attracting the right crowd, from need-to-knows (age, sexuality) to likes and dislikes that tell you a lot about a person (likes women’s sports, dislikes Elon Musk). Each flier included a photo of me and a QR code to a Google Form, which interested parties could fill out for the chance to be contacted by me. A bonus prompt asked: Write me a sales pitch for our first date. I hoped the simplicity would increase the likelihood of a straight man completing it.
This but with my resume to end my employment dry spell